Satire argumentive Essay

After reading “A Modest Proposal” and reviewing my notes on satires, please write about 250 word (a single double-spaced page) essay in the form of a satire. Your subject may be about anything*, but remember to include an intro, a body, and a conclusion. This should attempt to take the Rogerian or Traditional argument, which means you should examine multiple sides, even if from a satirical standpoint. Please do not worry about formatting since this assignment will be posted in a Canvas textbox.
*Remember, there is a difference between satirical and offensive, and the line can be narrow. If you question whether your response crosses the line, please talk to me or err on the side of caution. 

A Modest Proposal: